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    Thursday, 8 January 2009

    The Wonders of Technology

    Bob recently acquired a fancy new GPS. It does lots of fancy things that mine doesn't. For example, instead of a blue arrow to represent your car on the road there's a little picture of a car!!! The automated voice not only gives you the basic directions but also reads out street names, has alerts for speed cameras and girls with nice behinds.

    The most obvious difference between my model and this one was the presence of a picture of a microphone. This is apparently for 'voice recognition'. I thought that sounded like a cool feature so when we got off the ferry in Calais I decided to give it a go.

    The first thing I noted was that you have to touch the screen to tell it to listen to your voice. I once had a similar thing with voice activated lights in my bedroom. You pushed a button which told the computer to listen for a command, then you said 'lights on' and the lights switched on. After using the system for a while I improved on it slightly by removing the need for the voice command - I just pushed a button and the lights turned on. Magic!

    So, I touched the pic of the microphone and the screen changed and told me it was waiting for a voice command. I took a wild guess and said:
    "Brussels airport"

    TomTom (I'll call him Tom for short) said:
    "Go home?"

    I said "no" and it returned to the prompt screen. I said:
    "Go to Brussels airport"

    Tom said "Go to brightness menu?"

    I said "No". He prompted me again...
    "Go to brussels, belgium"
    "Photo muscles well Jim?" (he didn't say exactly that, but whatever he said it wasn't what I was after)
    "&*($(*& NO"

    I began to wonder if he was taking the piss. I tried:
    "Navigate to Brussels Airport"
    He came back with "Navigate to address?"

    I figured that was the closest I was going to get. I said "Yes" expecting to be asked what the address was.

    Tom had a bit of a think then decided to bring up the 'navigate to address' screen where I was asked for my desired destination....

    ...and presented with a keyboard to enter it .


    Voice command my ass.

    J